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   1 UPPER GUYZ 
   1 . YOU WILL HAVE LOTS OF FUN 
   1 . WHAT , THAT WAS WRONG ?? 
   1 . THEN HE TELLS YOU THINGS , HE HAD LEARNED BEFORE AND IF YOU ASK HIM FOR SOMETHING ELSE THAN WHAT HE HAD LEARNED , HE BEGINS TO UTTER SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE STUFF AND ASKS ONE OF HIS COLLEAGUES 
   1 . SUPER !! HOW ABOUT THE WEATHER FORECAST FOR APRIL 16TH ??? OUT OF DATE ??? SORRY , BUT I DON'T HAVE THE FORECAST FOR TOMORROW NOW (AND IM NOT VERY SURE IF IT'S RIGHT) 
   1 . SO HE GRABBED HIS FATHER , AND WENT TO KAUFHOF (THAT'S WHERE THE SALESMEN ARE BIGGER LAMERZ THAN THE CUSTOMERS) AND TALKED TO ONE OF THE 'FACHVERKAUEFER' 
   1 . SO , HERE IS PART 1 (ONE) OF THE AMAZING COMPUTER STORIES 
   1 . PART TWO MAY FOLLOW IN MY NEXT DEMO (IF I WILL DO THAT) 
   1 . ONCE UPON A TIME , A LAMER DECIDED TO BUY A COMPUTER (OR WAS IT A VIDEO GAME ???)
   1 . OK THEN , BYE AND HAVE FUN WITH THAT JUMPIN' BORDER OR GO TO KAUFHOF (YOU KNOW) 
   1 . OK , IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE SAME FUN AS ME , THEN GO TO KAUFHOF , AND ASK ANY 'FACHVERKAEUFER' FOR THINGS LIKE 'MULTIPLEXERS' OR '3FACH AND/OR FLIP FLOPS' 
   1 . OK , ANYTHING 
   1 . I'M REALLY SORRY TO STOP THE SCROLLY HERE , BUT I'M OUT OF IDEAS FOR NOW 
   1 . I USE A LOT OF PARENTHESES , DON'T I ??? (BULLSHIT , I NEVER HIT THAT RUBBER KEYS OF MY BROTHERS OLD 48) 
   1 . HI TO : THE MAD GUYS (IT'S NORMAL THAT I GREET THEM) ESPECIALLY DMC AND MBL (THE CREATIVE CHAP) ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF TMG, ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX (VERY COOL LOADIN' ROUTINE) AND THE WOMO-TEAM 
   1 . HEY GUYS ! THIS IS THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST) SPECCY DEMO FROM BETASOFT (NORMALLY KNOWN ON AMSTRAD CPC AND ARCHIE) 
   1 . HEY , I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING TO WRITE HERE !! 
   1 . HERE ARE THE HATINGS !!!! FUCK OFF , ALL C-64 FREAKS (OR SHOULD I SAY LAMERS ??) AND ALL LAMERS HOW OWN AN AMIGA , ARE PROUD ABOUT IT , TALK A LOT OF SHIT AND AREN'T ABLE TO WRITE A STARTUP-SEQUENCE !!!! (I KNOW SO MANY OF THEM , THAT I CAN'T COUNT THEM ANYMORE (THAT DOESN'T MEAN , THAT I HATE THE AMIGA , IT'S A VERY COOL MACHINE !!)) 
   1 . HE (OR SHE) BEGUN TO THINK (WHAT DOES COMPUTER MEAN ?? WHAT IS A BIT ?? AND SO ON) 
   1 . FURTHER GREETINGS GO TO ALL REAL a
   1 . DMC TELLS ME TO 'WRITE ANYTHING' 
   1 . AT FIRST ,I WANNA GREET SOME SPECTRUM FREAKS I KNOW (OR I HAVE HEARD FROM) 
   1 . AH , I UNDERSTAND , I SHALL WRITE EVERY STUFF I WANT !! 
   1 . (THINK , THINK) 
   1 . (DOTS USE MORE RAM !!) 
   1 .  WHAT TO WRITE ?? AH ,HERE IT IS , THE PROGRAM , THAT RUNS ON ALL MACHINES 
   1 ! FIRST YOU ENTER : 10 PRINT"YOUR NAME" (YOU SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN YOUR OWN NAME THERE AND NOT THE WORDS "YOUR NAME") AND THEN :20 GOTO 10 . NOW TYPE IN "RUN" FOLLOWED BY ENTER OR RETURN , AND WATCH YOUR COMPUTER WRITING A SILLY NAME 
   1 ! (YOU CAN DO THAT IN KARSTADT OR HERTIE AS WELL , IF THERE ISN'T A KAUFHOF IN YOUR NEAREST ENVIRON) 
   1 ! (THIS PROGRAM IS THE ONLY PROGRAM , THAT NEARLY EVERY C-64 LAMER KNOWS !!) 
   1 ! (APPLAUSE PLEASE !!) 
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